Real Mermaid Caught On Tape?

Is that can of tuna you bought mermaid free? Well you better check. You see; millions of years ago aliens bred with monkeys and the monkeys bred with fish and the fish grew hair. They evolved to display the top half of modern humans and the rest as fish. Makes perfect sense!! Now there are billions of them and they keep getting caught in fishing nets. So check the label on your cans of tuna!