New Blazers Mascot: Meet Douglas Fur, Forest Park's Shy Resident

Posted Saturday, January 20, 2024

By Squatchable.com staff

Have you heard the exciting news about the Portland Trail Blazers' new mascot? If you're a Blazers fan, you might have already caught a glimpse of Douglas Fur, the team's newest addition. But did you know that Douglas Fur has a special connection to the Blazers' 80s Bigfoot mascot? According to the Blazers, Douglas Fur is a long-lost relative of the team's original mascot. Apparently, Douglas Fur has been living in Forest Park, keeping a low profile until Blaze the Trail Cat discovered him. Now, Douglas Fur is sharing the limelight with Blaze and making new friends all over town. But what's the story behind this mysterious figure? According to the Blazers, Douglas Fur is a bit of a homebody. He spends his days playing solitaire, sipping cold brew, and blending in with other unshaven locals. In fact, he was so shy that it took Blaze a while to coax him out of hiding. Of course, as Bigfoot believers, we can't help but wonder if there's more to Douglas Fur than meets the eye. Could he be a distant cousin of Bigfoot himself? While we can't say for sure, it's certainly an interesting possibility. In the meantime, we'll be keeping a close eye on Douglas Fur and cheering on the Blazers. Who knows – maybe we'll get a chance to meet Douglas Fur in person one of these days. If you haven't already, be sure to check out the Blazers' games to catch a glimpse of Douglas Fur in action. And in the meantime, stay Squatchable, my friends.