Witness Reports Shy Bigfoot Encounter Near Bacon Rock: Sheriff Takes Action

A witness reports a Bigfoot encounter near Bacon Rock. They heard strange noises and then came face to face with a large, dark brown creature with glowing eyes. The creature was about 15 feet away and had no neck, with a big head set right in its shoulders. The witness describes it as a shy and harmless animal. The local sheriff and county commissioners have taken steps to protect this creature and the people in the area by passing an ordinance against hunting it. The witness is adamant that the Bigfoot exists, despite skepticism from some experts.