Thursday, May 11, 2017

Jim Woglom & The Tyger Byle Band with Special Guest Greg Walsh perform "The Thing That Comes" an original Bigfoot Song at the "Finding Bigfoot Festival" in Willow Creek, CA "Bigfoot Capital of the World", April 29, 2017

Tyger Byle:

James F. Woglom (Guitar and Vocals, Lyrics & Music)

Matt Rooney (Upright Bass)

Special Guest:

Greg Walsh (Guitar)

http://findingbigfootfestival.com

The Thing That Comes (or How I Stopped Worrying and Embraced Life as a Yeti)

-by James F. Woglom

Hairline creeping down my forehead

Stubble climbing up my cheek

Shave for hours every morning

At the barber twice a week

Shoe-size double what it once was

Jacket busting at the seams

Postpubescent eyelid peachfuzz

Blew the crotch out of my jeans

I report a sighting in the mirror every dawn

Run to grab my camera, when I turn around he?s gone

?Til I?m shocked to find that I had been the bearman all along

The Thing That Comes

Hairy palms makes typing tougher

Can?t barely fit into my car

Now my work begins to suffer

Spend most nights stinking up the bar

I?ve acquired some fresh new odors

Sorta fishy sorta sweet

The ladies bolt when I walk over

Booked a spa treatment next week

I report a sighting in the mirror every dawn

Run to grab my camera, when I turn around he?s gone

?Til I?m shocked to find that I had been the sasquatch all along

The Thing That Comes

Neighbors chase me to the treeline

Raising torches, beating drums

Screeching ?think about the children?

They fear the beast I have become,

Life in the woods has got its upsides

Stretched out on the forest floor

Naked on the redwood needles

The great bipedal omnivore

I report a sighting in the mirror every dawn

Run to grab my camera, when I turn around he?s gone

?Til I?m shocked to find that I had been the sasquatch all along

The Thing That Comes

Big fan of John Lithgow since before his network shows

So, I?ve seen Harry and his Henderson?s enough to know

The reason there are tufts of fur erupting from toes

Is I?ve become? the thing that comes

(copyright James F. Woglom 2017)

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